Addams Family Members

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Here is a list of all the primarily or frequently-mentioned relatives in the Addams Family. Chose one to come as and we will put your name in the guest book for the party. If there is no distinction as to gender or attributes feel free to invent your own character around the chosen name. 
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Costumes should be quirky, eccentric, outdated, antiquated, absurd, and/or creative.
Think of dark colors: black, grey, faded browns or stripes, pale colors, or any variety of highly-faded colors.
THOSE NAMES THAT HAVE BEEN  STRUCK-THROUGH ARE TAKEN FOR THE PARTY

Gomez Addams- 
Head of Addams Clan, eccentric, energetic, worst Lawyer in America

Mortician Addams- 
Gomez’s wife, dark, witty, alluring, talented, level headed

Uncle Fester Addams- 
Gomez’s brother, bald, awkward, electrified, and loves dynamite 

Puglsey Addams- 
Brother to Wednesday, oblivious and a little ditsy

Pugsley Sr.-
He is an older, strapping young man with a barrel chest and a quiet, militaristic demeanor

Wednesday Addmas- 
Pugsley’s sister, dark, calculating, sociopathic

Wednesday Sr.-
She is a young women with a more refined (yet still eccentric) means of dressing and has gotten rid of the braided pigtails. She's just as dark and demented, though. 

Grandmama- 
Eccentric old witch-lady who may or may not be either/both Gomez and/or Morticia’s grandmother 

Lurch- 
The Addams family butler. An excellent florist

Cousin Itt- 
A little guy covered completely in hair

Hester Frump- 
Morticia’s mother. A witch-like old woman who resembles Ms. Gulch from the Wizard of Oz

Ophelia Frump- 
Morticia’s peppy and ditsy sister. Blonde, cheery, wears flowers in her hair

Jester Addams- 
An old Addams relative who resembles fester, save for a jester costume 

Pancho Addams- 
Fester and Gomez’s younger brother (greatly resembles Gomez)

Blood Addams-
Obsessed with war and guns and strategy. His relatives started most historic wars

Aunt Anemia- 
She had a beard but never a mustache

Aunt Blemish- 
A morbidly obese woman

Aunt Drip- 
Married to Droop. 

Uncle Droop- 
Married to Drip. He had bulging eyes

Aunt Millicent- 
She thinks that she is a princess

Aunt Phobia- 
Afraid of most things. Scarred by a multitude of hornet’s stings

Uncle Tic- 
Married to Phobia. Had two right feet

Aunt Trivia- 
???

Aunt Vendetta- 
An assassin

Black Bart Addams- 
a bookworm who is responsible for assembling the Addams genealogy

Commodore Addams- 
Led a random group of men off a sinking ship he came across

Cousin Bleak- 
Has a boll weevil infestation in is hair

Cousin Blob Frump- 
Deathly afraid of ghosts…now fancies that he is one and “haunts” the house

Great-Grandpa Blob- 
Removed a jewel from the head of a Hindu and now wears it as a family heirloom

Cousin Cackle- 
A stock-raving mad hermit with a long beard

Cousin Caliban- 
Has two heads

Cousin Clot- 
Has been sentenced to the electric chair…twice already

Cousin Creep- 
Loves to giggle and laugh

Cousin Crimp- 
Half a man’s face, half a woman, has one glass eye, plays the harpsichord 

Cousin Cringe- 
Has been in jail for years. Developed a taste for eating saws

Cousin Curdle- 
His head was turned around backwards

Cousin Farouk- 
Fisherman half-consumed by a swordfish 

Cousin Fungus- 
A miner who lives in the tunnels under the house

Cousin Goop- 
A loser who can never find a job but was good at looking for them

Cousin Gripe- 
Mailed away for his wife and got her in his mail box

Cousin Grisly- 
A wild man/fur trapper/ hunter

Cousin Grope- 
Has three ears

Cousin Imar- He has three arms

Cousin Manuel- 
A pyromaniac

Cousin Meloncholia- 
Very chipper person, married Fred

Cousin Plato- 
Another two-headed family member with one head smaller than the other

Cousin Slosh- 
Lives in a sewer

Lois Addams- 
Slosh’s wife. A midget

Cousin Turncoat- 
excelled in traitor-ism

Cousin Vague- 
a very “abstract” person

Gen. Ulysses Addams- 
A general who excelled in the art of the retreat

Grand-Uncle Grisly- 
Was put against a firing squad for being a traitor…and won

Grandfather Malapop- 
Kept in an urn on the mantle

Grandma Squint- 
Lives in the attic

Grandpa Squint- 
Runs in elections to lose so that votes go to other candidates

Granddad Droop- 
A terrible stock market trader

Grandpa Slurp- 
Had buck teeth and a receding chin 

Great-Aunt Deleria- 
Engaged to a chimp

Great-Grandfather Pegleg Addams- 
Wears a peg for fun. Master escape artist

Great-Great-Grandmother Slice- 
Sharpens guillotines and likes sharp things

Great-great-great-Aunt Singe- 
A witch and “old flame” of Satan’s

Ol’ Ebenezer Addams- 
Gun fanatic. Sold guns to the Indians

Old Senator Addams- 
Runs and gets elected just to be impeached

Sir Newton Addams- 
A knighted scientist who was given honors just so that he would stop experimenting

Uncle Blight- 
Backs losing candidates for presidential election to see them fail

Lumpy Addams- 
Has a hunch and a Mohawk

Flora and Fauna- 
Identical conjoined twins and old love interests of Fester and Gomez

Otis and Redding Addams- 
Conjoined twins who can never agree

Cousin Anorexia- 
A skeletal-like member who starves herself for fun

Cousin Catastrophia- 
A sweet girl who is very cheery but she’s such a klutz she causes deadly and gory disasters

Cousin Centipede- 
A great fencing master. Taught Gomez how to sword fight

Cousin Mojo- 
An escape artist and magician who competes with Gomez to beat escape time records

Cousin Pretensia- 
A cheapskate, kleptomaniac, and gold digger

Cousin Tracheal- 
Can smoke through the hole in her neck

Cousin Winkle- 
Does bad things when he sleepwalks

Digit Addams- 
Has four arms and a very happy girlfriend

Aphasia du Berry- 
A very butch woman married to Clump Addams

Aunt Grism- 
Has one eye and an eye-patch

Aunt Hatched Frump- 
An axe murderer

Aunt Hill- 
Brings plagues wherever people talk about her

Aunt Minerva- 
may or may not be a ghost in the Addams house

Great Aunt Esther Frump- 
A witch

Great Uncle DJ- 
A party animal and the life of the party

Great Uncle Le-Duke- 
Childlike. Has a great skill in choosing the right crayon to write with. 

Great Uncle Link- 
The long-missing monkey-like relative

Great Uncle Matthews- 
A successful accountant

Uncle Nick-Nack- 
lives in a closet with his family

Uncle Remis- 
Always managed to get child discounts…even in his forties! 

Uncle Slackzel- 
Burried alive and still breathing after all these years! 

Uncle Spector- 
An actual ghost that tells stories on family camping trips

Long John Addams- 
the pirate who secured the Addams family fortune years ago

Lady Penelope- 
Long John’s wife. Also a pirate.

Gut Addams- 
Fought in wars for fun

Granpa Skank- 
Buried alive. Only ever comes out for holiday dinners. 

Arturo- 
His face is stuck in an iron mask

Calpurnia Addams- 
A falsely-accused witch…all she wanted to do was dance naked in town square